BUTTHOLE JAMBOREE

peripheralsun:

transparent possums :-)

ubercharge:

i. love her

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derezzcartes:

blizzard rlly picked the funniest character to be canonically gay like………the patron saint of call of duty Gamer Bros™️ and toxic comp tryhards………he’s gay now

pellowtalk:

jacobmybeloved:

So out of boredom i hit up twitter with this and Ubisoft responsed:

BITCH IM HOLLERING

Originally posted by chiaramiller

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

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Anonymous asked: POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow

mountdragon:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

ginger-ale-official:

captainamericagf:

you have my attention

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.

It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.

The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.

I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates

*slamming fists on the table*

LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES

malt-tango:

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen 

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enevun:

aeiou

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enevun:

aeiou

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mellenabrave:

lilobears:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

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davids-harbour:

The Holy Quadrinity

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succyfunhouse:

memes–memes:

you ain’t grading a college paper

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

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shitpostinguniverse:

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